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You might be a Liberal.....
- If you think guns cause crime, then you might be a liberal.
- If you think the members of the National Rifle Association are a bunch of
trigger-happy idiots, you might be a Liberal.
- If you still believe concealed carry laws will lead to shoot-outs in the
streets, then you might be a liberal.
- If you believe owning a gun, smoking a cigarette, eating red meat, or
driving a sport utility vehicle is sinful; you might be a liberal.
- If you believe in global warming even though it's never been proven, you
might be a liberal.
- If you think saying something that is politically incorrect is the
absolute worst thing anyone can do; you might be a Liberal.
- If you think hunters are cold-hearted people who hate animals, you might
be a Liberal.
- If you believe an unborn child is simply a choice for the mother, you
might be a Liberal.
- If you do not believe the media is biased towards the left, you might be a
liberal.
- If you think Fox News is too conservative, you might be a liberal.
- If you think you have a constitutional right not to be offended, then you
might just be a Liberal.
- If you think the First Amendment does not apply to speech that you do not
agree with, you might be a Liberal.
- If you believe anything a Republican says constitutes hate speech and
should be banned, you might be a liberal.
- If you believe Jesse Helms, Dick Armey, Tom Delay, or Alan Keyes are right
wing extremists, then you might be a liberal.
- If you think Hillary Clinton, Charles Schumer, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, or
Joe Lieberman really cares about the Constitution, you might be a liberal.
- If you believe the Founding Fathers were a bunch of racist White guys,
then you might be a Liberal.
- If you voted for Senator John McCain, then it is quite possible you might
be a Liberal.
- If you think John McCain makes any sense whatsoever, you might be a
Liberal.
- If you still are booing John Rocker, then you might be a Liberal.
- If you think Al Gore really won the election, or the Supreme Court
appointed President Bush, you might be a Liberal.
- If you can not properly operate a simple ballot, you might be a Palm Beach
Liberal.
- If you live in Berkeley, California, you might be a Liberal.
- If you think race or gender should be a factor in hiring people or
admitting them to college (unless they are a White male of course) you might
be a Liberal.
- If you have ever believed anything that came out of Jesse Jackson’s
mouth, you might be a Liberal.
- If you really believe hate crime legislation is a good idea, you might be
a Liberal.
- If you think the Confederate flag is racist, or that the Klueless Klutz
Klan really represents it, then you might be a liberal.
- If your blood pressure rises when you read my columns, then you might be a
Liberal.
- If you think Conservatives are racist or insensitive, you might be a
Liberal.
- If you believe emotions are better debate tools than facts and common
sense, you might be a Liberal.
- If you use words like inclusive, sensitive, and tolerant without having a
clue what they mean, you might be a Liberal.
If you think anyone who disagrees with your politics is mean spirited, intolerant, or an extremist, you might be a Liberal.
Written by Doug