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Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines
NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget
that a lot of entertainers had promised
to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind we have a Special Offer
for those who still want to keep their promise.
Attention
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg
Cher
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Michael Moore
Jane Fonda
and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets,
and report to Florida
for the sailing of the Funship Cruise
"Elation"
which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt
at no extra charge
to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties
prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay . . .
at least four more years
Note:
Since you advocate strict gun control,
you may not bring any
Staffing your voyage is:
Bill Clinton
Captain
Al Gore
Cruise Director
Monica Lewinsky
Recreation Director
Ted Kennedy
Lifeguard/emergency Procedures Director
Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
as intern coordinator
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator
Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can
watch over all
your money and your furnishings until you return.
Bon Voyage!
Please note that music will be provided by Bruce Springsteen and John Cougar
Mellancamp.
For any litigation needs, John Edwards, of course will be available since he
is now looking for work.
If you're not sure what to wear (formal vs. informal), what deck to be on (1
vs. 2), what side of the ship to be on (left or FAR left), or any other issues
you are not sure of, yep that 's right, John Kerry will be available to help
you take a stand on these tough decisions.
Bill Clinton will also be passing out cigars.
Michael Moore will be starring in his new film Flee from Reality.
John Kerry will be entertaining each night by reciting the New York Times
headlines and Dan Rather was seen by the FAX machine so there may be
more letters about the president that will be available on the cruise.
Is this a great country or what!
Have a Great Day!